Friday, August 15, 2008
Story #1 - One Arm Cletus - "Free Beer For A Day" Giveaway
my name is something something. my food stamps ran out which i used to trade for beer. i have one milwaukess best in that thing that keeps shit cold but it has been opened already cause my fat old lady opened last night and didn't finish it. did i tell you my name? didn't think so. i also need cigarettes cause i'm tired of picking them out of cans outside stores and urinals inside. did i tell you my name? now the fat bitch is awake and yelling for me to go get some beer. if you could send me just a couple of them tall boys it might get me thru till food stamp time and get the bitch off my back. by the way my name is cletus and i only got one arm.
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I don't know if I'd leave my beer with a one-armed man, personally. What is going to happen if this guy gets a itch or sees a hot woman on the tv? Where do you think you beer will end up if he needs to scratch or whack? That's right, my friend! It will be on the floor. Give your beer to someone with two arms and they will have a much better life.
Cletus? That should be enough for a free beer.
When you post a comment on somone else's blog, your link, doesn't bring people back here, so if some piss-tank were to feast his eyes on, for example, my blog, he might see your comment, and think "hmmmm broke but still drinking eh? that sounds like just the kind of blog I'd like to read as soon as I'm sober enough", unfortunately for our innebriated friend, he's never gonna make it past your profile! that kind of frustration could drive a fella to ...........
Thanks for the heads up, Bulldog. I corrected the problem.
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