"If you want a green thumb, go stick it up a cow's ass."
BBSD - April 2nd, 2009
If you're like me, and not buying into this whole global warming bullshit, then maybe we need to combine our forces and burn this mother down! That's right! Believe what you want but I'm not arrogant enough to believe humans are capable of predicting the outcome of this planet's future. It rid itself of the dinosaurs and it will shake us lose at any point it sees fit.
I'm enjoying the beautiful weather in Pittsburgh and I want this to last for a lifetime, so I'm going to do my best to heat up this planet. If the polar bears need a place to hunt, they can feed on the crack heads residing between 1st and 8th street in my neighborhood. Pittsburgh winters will have them begging to be back in the tropical weather of Antarctica.
So, if you want the warm weather to last, let's keep those lights on when leaving your home, say to hell with car pooling, let those cfc's lose by spraying a little extra aerosol each morning, eat a few more burgers and feed those cows some beans; let the methane gas lose, baby!
I think those would make wonderful t-shirts - Global Warming: Let's Burn This Mother Down!
21 comments:
Should we eat more or less cows with our beer?
Like Lewis Black said when he visited butt-ass cold Canada - where the fuck is global warming when you need it?
My teacher said global warming is a real concern and I said, "And bigfoot isn't?"
I got suspended.
you may joke, but I read in the dyslexic news toady that yuo in the usa are dilating 532% of the ozone with your gus gazzling cars, and you are chilli beans, is this true?
I am with you BBSD! It is snowing here in BFE Western US. Tired of it!-V
you remember when they had Earth Hour when everyone was supposed to shut off their lights for 1 hour ... We should do something similiar but only encourage everyone to spray a bottle of their favourite aerosol into the air
I usually turn to you for most of my science education. So far, you've never let me down.
Where can I order the t-shirt?
I find it curious that most of what was in your first paragraph was strikingly similar to a George Carlin piece. Use the man as inspiration and as an influence to get your creative juices flowing. Don't just rephrase something he's already done.
yeah bbsd! why don't you do something original like hurl shitty abuse anonymously? That's how you impress people.
George Carlin? Please don't insult me.
"If you want a green thumb, stick it up an anonymous commentor's ass."
Better?
nice try bbsd, but nowhere near anonymous enough. if you really want to appear like a total knuckle-shuffler, you need to be at least as abusive, but not brave enough to leave a name.
To paraphrase Agent Smith from The Matrix:
"Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and BBSD is the cure."
that slogan with that cow picture is a winner !
George Carlin? Please don't insult me.
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Nice cop out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw
Way to take his shit and rephrase it.
Is this a private tard-fest, or can anyone join in?
I was wondering the same thing.
Don't you anonymous fact checking wankers have anything better to do?
I don't have time to watch youtube videos all day, I'm too busy rewording and rephrasing all your favorite comedian's jokes.
I will try to refrain from using the following Carlin words: "is", "was", "the", "and" because using these words in the wrong context can be construed as plagirism.
My next story is going to be about flat tires. I hope none of your favorite comedians have ever mentioned flat tires during their routines or do your favorites have rights to all topics?
I'm with you, Pal !
i'm with you man, doing what i can afford to do to burn this mother!
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