I've always known one day I'd make a huge impression on the world and inspire others, but I can't believe it's happened so quickly. I was truly honored to find children across America dressing as the Broke But Still Drinking mascot for Halloween. I can't take credit for the hobo pic because I found it 3 years ago on Google pics, but I hope the personality I added to the character had something to do with it. I never asked to be a role model, but it's a job I plan to take very seriously.
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Now someone call work and tell them I'm not coming in today.